Internet Dictator

Do Something!

The Dictator — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:10:28 +0000

Go complete a previous decree and write about it for crying out loud!

Prize for Best April Fools’ Day Prank

The Dictator — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:46:11 +0000

None of this lame “elastic on the sink sprayer” or “loosening the salt shaker” buffoonery. Plan a Proper April Fools’ Day prank.

There’s a prize for the best compliance report, so use a valid email address when you post.

(Yes, the prize is real. It’s not an April Fools’ joke. That would be lame buffoonery. So spread the word.)

Write a Physical Letter

The Dictator — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:17:42 +0000

Write (and mail) a physical letter to someone.

Take a Hike

The Dictator — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:09:45 +0000

Go outside and walk someplace new.

Eat Pizza

The Dictator — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:44:11 +0000

Eat pizza within 24 hours of reading this decree.

Argue The Other Side

The Dictator — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:35:01 +0000

Attempt to convince a coworker, friend, or roommate of something you don’t believe (even if it’s trivial).

Cede Control

The Dictator — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:59:29 +0000

Cede control of your island nation to your brother.

Just kidding.

Go buy yourself a chocolate bar.

Sticker Something

The Dictator — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:33:26 +0000

Find the oddest sticker you can and put it somewhere it doesn’t belong.

Sell Something for Little

The Dictator — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:33:01 +0000

Sell something you own for less than it is worth. Remember to report your compliance here.

(FYI: The Dictator did not post yesterday in honor of Valentine’s Day. The Dictator has a soft spot for chocolate hearts. Do not mistake this as a sign of weakness.)

Take Someone a Coffee

The Dictator — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 23:15:31 +0000

Take a coffee to someone (a friend, a coworker, or even random stranger).